You learnt everything, Ignatius, except how to be a human being. (312) A Confederacy of Dunces is a story that seems like it will for a long while remain nonpareil. Both as a story and as a novel, it follows a wide variety of complexly intertwined characters (and in a few occasions, animals) that are all bound to Ignatius Reilly. Sure, the story does have its flaws that may make it seem stretched thin at places, but you may not realize the true extent of the stylistically intertwined plots until you try (keyword: try ) and sum it all up for a friend or family member in a way that won't make you sound like you're trying to one-up the writers of Lost . Essentially, the reader comes to understand the host of characters via the richest of characters among them--Ignatius himself. The loose plot of the story follows the growing path of social destruction and discord that Ignatius leaves in his narcissistic path, moving from one source of pleasure to the next w...